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Elves don’t exist

A drawing of a woman's face

A drawing of a woman's faceYou’ve met Sellendria, right?

Twitchy ears. Immortal. The saviour of her people.

Hangs around with a human boy called Jimmy.

She was telling me the other day she’s a bit miffed that she’s constantly getting called an elf by the local magical creatures, despite the fact that elves aren’t even real.

You didn’t know elves weren’t real? Seriously?

Let me clear the record then. There are no elves, not even in Santa’s workshop. Obviously. Only pixies.

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